Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts

Monday, April 4, 2011

Souls for Auction! Contact us!

We live in a world where everything can be sold or bought. Whether it be smiles or frowns, we sell everything.


We sell our dignity and pride. We even sell our nation's integrity. We have auction sales everywhere, whether it be cricket world cup with the sold victory or Raymond Davis's black water team who bought the lives of the Dead.


Poor parents were already selling their children for money to eat. But for the first time we have brought a revolution, a better option for your shopping. At first we were only contended with selling the lives of our country men living at the borders of Khyber Pakhtoon Kwah to drone attacks. But now we sell souls.


So we have a new offer, we will revolutionize your shopping like never before. We now sell faith and souls too. Hurry! Its a limited offer for a long time!


© Rabea Kamran

Friday, April 1, 2011

Laugh Damn it!! Laugh!

Laugh till your lips bleed. Laugh until you cant laugh anymore! Laugh until your shattered heart aches no more!
Laugh till the pieces of broken relationship bruise your existence and you no more exist!
Laugh till you loose all the pain. Laugh aloud till you become numb and cannot feel anything! Laugh damn it! Laugh!
© Rabea Kamran